At Le Monde, a French restaurant on Broadway, Upper West Side-ish of New York City; Betty visiting for Sarah’s MFA thesis reading at Columbia
Waiter: And for you, ma’am?
Betty: I’ll take a Bud Light.
Waiter: Ma’am, I’m sorry, we don’t carry domestic beers.
Betty: OK, I’ll take a Coors Light.
Waiter: We don’t have that.
Betty: Miller Lite.
Waiter: Ma’am, we only carry imports. Here’s the beer list—
Betty: Natural Light.
Waiter: ::shakes head::
Betty: What kind of beers do you have that aren’t weird.